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last updated 29 April 2000

our parents chose Haywards Heath"

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Recently Reviewed in Internet Magazine!!!!

watch out soon for the ego-tastical review (err its the issue following the one pictured by the way -Ed!)

We've got tickets for Channel 4's DotComedy!!

Thanks for your comments in the guestbook folks, they've been well err "read".  But come on folks we have the discussion boards.... that's one in the eye for our chums at Knowhere!  Anyway, its been another uneventful time in the Heath, so you'll find few new tit bits to satiate your curiousity.  But what the hey at least we haven't been resting on our laurels!

The team are winding down for a few weeks as we get ready for our summertime of Heath type fun.  Remember folks there's the Town Fayre sometime this year, which should eat up a few column spaces and will as ever be a source of constant amusement (click here if you want to check out last years report!).  We just can't wait to get hold of a copy of the programme, always catering to the elderly and the infirm and sometimes the young.... never anything for everybody else!

Fun Run News.... well its definitely 10km and bets have been proffered, unfortunately because it's easy money they don't want to take us up on them....  We'll show 'em... by winning!  There's a £200 first prize and we intend to have at least one of our team win it... at all costs!!!  That'll learn the lot of 'em!  And I'm sure it'll impress the laydees! - more details to come folks!

Here's some naughty things!  Oh if Connex have pissed you off recently, click here for their official customer dissatisfaction sheet - nice!  Oh and the "Everybody Needs Haywards Heath" Song is being concocted! Oh dear we were bored so we put together a Smiley and Emoticons page just because we could!

A potted introduction of the site has moved here!

"nice one people for putting HH on the www" - SunDog

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Dotted around Haywards Heath are these brand new spanking signs.  Rather than spend perfectly good tax payers money on rather necessary things, the council thought they would buy the town this!!! 

Look out soon for more Haywards Heath Merchandise in the form of baseball caps, key fobs, coasters and other assortments.

"I'll have a t-shirt and the bum bag gov'!"

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Artist's impression of the Puma

Sussex Puma II

People are actually starting to report sightings - please if you have time submit sightings of overweight tabbies and the like prowling round your neighbourhood give the Middy a ring on 01444 452201 and ask for Cheryl Barber.  Or write to Middy Mailbag, Mid Sussex Times,19/21 Boltro Road, Haywards Heath, RH16 1BT. Even if you haven't make any old shite up and see what happens!

Satiree!!

Check up on what isn't going on in the Heath

Basket Cases

UniBrow

Fuggin' Heath FM?

Radnor Luxury

Sex Change Store   

Lost Souls

Shake your fist up at the sky and "Cry curse you god for making me this way", track down the loves lost, pals moved on or your arch evil nemesis' on our discussion boreds.

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Big Al's Traffic Chopper 

Commuter hell as we have chronicle our own miniaturised M25. And a tribute to those BAAAAD Boys with their kicking set of Alloys on their B reg chick magnets.

TVR Guy gets a virtual drubbing

Guy in white mini does the runaround

The Press

Your portal to the dreary & Nicholas' Soames Press Pack

Our Heath Correspondents in the Field

They've escaped but they still muse about the place! Taking that little 'o piece of the Heath with 'emm.

Callum May writes about the Blairs

Big Brother News  

If you want the low down on what the keystone cops are upto!

Academia 

We salute you Oathall and Haywards Heath College for bringing so much to the Heath

Oathall Plans Stuffed by locals

Who the hell is Chris Hook?

Celebrity News 

WHY???? I guess it's a way to escape the limelight!

Greta Scacci! NICE!

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