This site about life
in Haywards Heath, Sussex, is hoping to be talk of the town.
Living in Haywards Heath must be like
belonging to a club. Not like a club on Pall Mall, you understand -
It wouldn't be exclusive enough - but a secret society sort of club.
Think Freemasons without the funny handshakes and architectural
deities. Or that's the impression you might get from this site.
The biggest problems with the Alternative
Haywards Heath is it doesn't welcome you. Quite the opposite. There
are in-jokes and comments that you'd only get if you're a resident of the
fair town in Sussex, and you feel slightly alienated if you aren't.
This starts on the first page.
Last year we dealt with a similar page that
covered the closed life of a group of commuters on Jeff Jenkins' home page
(www.cewap.freeserve.co.uk).
This site lets you into that closed world, and they could learn a few
lessons from it. To be fair the team provides an entertaining glossary
of terms elsewhere on the site.
The rest of the site has some good
resources for people considering a visit to Haywards Heath. The Tourism
Bit section has a map, details of how to find the town and a link to Up
My Street, Internet Magazines site of the year. They have also
included information on Lindfield, the
best kept village in Sussex.
The Satiree
deals with a mixture of news and nightlife (the two seems to dovetail in
this neck of the woods). You'll also find an area dedicated to the
Sussex Puma - a seldom seen black beast that prowls the streets of Cuckfield,
and a history of Sussex in the 20th Century.
The team put this opus together using Front
Page and the professionals' favourite Dreamweaver, to clean up the
code. The site has had some positive feedback - one visitor emailed
him to say they "never knew Haywards Heath was so
interesting". Irony is alive and well in Sussex.
A satirical site about life in the sleepy
town of Haywards Heath could be highly successful. The site could
become an online version of BBC 2's League of Gentlemen, with character
sketches complementing the excellent glossary.
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page was last updated on Saturday, 29. April 2000.
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